My Life On The Planet Earth

There are some things etched in my memory like carvings into stone. Fifty years ago today, I pretended to be two years older than I was and entered a cinema to watch my first X rated movie, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. It was the best movie I had ever seen, but I did not hang around for a second longer than i had to after it finished. I raced home like the wind and arrived just in time to witness man landing on the moon, to the glorious sound of Also Sprach Zarathusa, broa